- Teacher: What do ovaries do?
- Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
- Teacher: Wat
- Class: Wat
- Me: ...I mean make eggs
fuck you teenage tony stark doesn’t need friends TEENAGE TONY STARK MAKES HIS OWN FRIENDS WITH IPOD DOCKS AND BOOZE DISPENSERS AND SWEET PLAYLISTS and you are not fucking invited
(via homoerotics)
Clint traveled to work and Uncle Steve eventually finds Natasha in an awkward situation with her son and tries to help…
(via shadows-alive)
Shipster
Shipster [ʃɪpstə(r)] s a person shipping little known/unsupported pairings. Usually spend their time in a lonesome search of artworks and fanfictions containing desired OTP; they can be distinguished by spontaneous gross sobbing, a common reaction to spotting their beloved ship.
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Warmup of the day! 6/3
Air Korra … not the airbending kind of Korra this time. The MJ kind of Korra who can bring the heat on the court, handle the rock with fluid moves aaaaaaaaaaannnd probably needs to work on her hops with coach Tenzin :l
I am the lamest of the lame :D
(via homoerotics)
Dylan O’Brien Arriving at 2012 MTV Movie Awards
(Source: dylanobrienonline, via fuckyeahstilesderek)
- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you
I think this is the first and only time anyone has ever managed to render Misha speechless.
(Source: jennycockles, via crazedhumor)
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Teen Wolf Season 2 - Opening Credits
wow, looks amazing!
Are there already theories on what is the white dirt in Derek’s sequence?
I love that Lydia and Jackson are shown together.
And I kinda loved how Jackson stabbed Scott in the back but shush!
(Source: insidetv.ew.com, via megugu)
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